Embarassment at the Mall (Joke)

I had to get some new trousers so off i went to the mall, now by the way i just want to point out how much i hate clothes shopping.

I went into a few shops and eventually found what i was looking for and headed to the dressing room to try them on.

Now i dont know about you but i hate those dressing rooms, its a tiny cubicle with a tiny flimsy curtain to protect your privacy. Well in i went and pulled the curtain, now no sooner had i removed my trousers and shoes (not in that order) than there was a voice from the cubicle next door, here's how the conversation went.

Next door: Hi, how are you

Me: Er Hi.......................

Next door: Hope your not busy i just wanted to chat.

Me: I beg your pardon.

Next door: Perhaps later we could go for a drink.

Me: I dont think so.

Next door: Id really like to get to know you.

Me: (In a loud voice and banging on the side door) Oi you bloody pervert, who the hell do you think you are, you had better get the hell out of here before i call the cops.

Next door: Look im sorry about this but i will call you back later, theres a lunatic next door hammering on the wall and screaming at me, speak to you later, bye.

Oh dear !!!!!