Just recieved a wonderful email from a charming person who wished to remain anonymous.
Well Mr Mous, unfortunately i cant publish you comments because of all the naughty words you were using, i really wanted to send you a personal heart felt reply but apart from you not giving a return address, i found it dificult to get my message across in words of 2 or less sylibles.
If you give me the address of your cave i promise to reply as you obviously took time out from mugging old ladies and writing on walls.
You did confuse me though with one word you used, its as if you left a knuckle on the keyboard, by the way did the noise it made amuse you.
oh to answer one of you questions,
No actually i dont know what a complete F***king idiot looks like.....
but if you would care to send in a photo of yorself i would consider posting it, perhaps we could have a caption contest.
My entry would just say "UG"
Anyway Mr Mous ( or may i call you Anony as i feel we have bonded and i really got to know you) you go and have a wanderfull day and watch you dont get spray paint down your shirt, remember i goes on the wall not you.
Hi lyndon. You just can't get the staff these days..
ReplyDeleteNeed your advice pal..i've been offered 8 venison legs for 50 dollars, is that 2 deer.
Sad person, just canny get the staff big man.
ReplyDeleteNeed your advice pal...I've been offered 8 venison legs for 50 dollars, is that 2 deer. Regards gaffer
Hi Gaffer
ReplyDeleteThose venison legs are nice marinade in apricot and cherry.
Trouble you can only get them in pairs.
Nice one Lyndon. I've got a brother in law who reckons i got a good deal !!! Shocked when i asked him to think about it..
ReplyDeletehehe, not the sharpest tool in the box then.
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