What is a Cascadian

You might be a Cascadian if:

1. You drive a Freightliner Cascadia (doh! Obvious)
2. You are capable of operating on a 30 hour day.
3. You have to be reminded constantly about birthdays (including your own) but can reel off every expiry date on every state permit in your truck (by State and in alphabetical order)
4. You are a child of the 80's.
5. If asked about your wifes vital statistics you accidently say "12-34-34"
6. You still eat Flying J chicken off the hot plate when even the flies wont go near it.
7. If a car overtakes you and a kiddie is hanging out of the window giving the "Casey Jones" you have to honk the horn even if a cop is in front of you.
8. You know how to cheat on a Rubiks Cube.
9. You wear trucking T-Shirts but you're not sure if its trendy to tuck them in or let them hang loose.
10. You dont really understand the slogan on your cap.
11. At one time you owned a pair of Clackers (and could use them)
12. You can stick one hand on the opposite armpit, flap it like a chicken and produce farty noises (10 demerit points if you sniff your hand afterwards coz thats gross)
13. The number 5318008 hold special significance for you (if you tap it into a calculater and turn it upside down it says "boobies") Ive done it a million times and it still makes me laugh.

... And last but not least.

14. If you still think you know better than your Sat-Nav despite what happened last time.

Then you might just be a Cascadian.................................