Monica the Hooker

I was driving north thru a certain town in Nevada, the ole Auntie Mary (CB radio) was on, squelched up and monitoring the diesel digits (channel 19) and it was a quiet evening all round.

Then a young womans voice came on the CB, i cant remember the exact words but it went something like this.

Good evening truckers, the *************** house is now open for business,we have parking for trucks, free showers, licenced premises, refreshments available and good ole home cooking, we are located behind the ************* down on ***
street.

Oh thinks i, another truck stop, ill make a note of that one.

Then she comes on again.

Good evening again truckers, my name is Monica, im 25 years old,a 38 C with a nice tight ass, me and the girls are waiting to fullfill your every fantasy, we are located behind the *************** down on *** street.

I nearly crashed !!!